Tuesday, April 20, 2010

Application for becoming a Knight.

APPLICATION 1
Please answer these questions about your life and your line of work:

1. How many swords do you have?
I own exactly four swords: one for battles, one for practice, one to hang on my wall to remind me of my accomplishments, and one for spare, just in case.

2. Do you have your own set of armor?
Yes, t is n good repair and in the color black.

3. Can you read and write?
Obviously, because I am reading and responding to these questions.

4. Are you passionate about your line of work?
I love fighting and showing people what I am made of.

5. Are you willing to lay down your life for your civilization?
Yes, I love everyone. I am a very loving person.

6. Do you come from a wealthy family?
Yes, without the help of my family I would not have the equipment that I have.

7. Will you put others before yourself?
I will only if they are on my side, if they are enemies, no.

8. Are you skilled in fighting?
I am the best fighter I know of.

9. Do you have a family? Are you willing to leave them?
I am married to my wife, Sylvia, with nineteen children: Joe, Jon, Jerry, George, Lucy, Megan, Shannon, Sam, Jacque, Alan, Zack, Shaun, Colleen, Lydia, Haley, Nathan, Mike, Eric, and Maria. I am willing to leave them, in hopes that I will come back and tell them my stories.

10. How can you help us?
I am very skilled in the fighting field, and I can sneak up on people very well, and attack them from behind. I can help you by making this the best army ever with the best fighters in the area.

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